New Moon Eclipsed By Twilight And 8-Pack.
Someone slay me. I'm so bored at home I think my brain just tried to escape my cranium to look for adventure. Tricky things spinal cords; tough to break free of.Here's what I do all day:
11-12.30: Wake up and crawl out of bed
1-2pm: Mythbusters + lunch
2-2.30pm: Spongebob Squarepants
2.30-3pm: Jimmy Neutron runs while I ignore it and read a book
3-3.30pm: Fairly Oddparents. *Stick those sniggers up your ear. This is funny stuff.*
After Fairly Oddparents, it's a stupid show called Animalia (it sounds like genitalia and seriously, who wants to watch a show with the nomenclature of *taps ear* private anatomy) so I turn off the evil box and read my books. I finished reading Eclipse yesterday and am about 1/8th away from finishing Breaking Dawn. Nono, I don't believe it's because I read fast...I believe it's because I have to fill the huge gaping void that has opened in the days of my life.
All I do at night is retreat into my lair and watch videos. Family Guy, Top Gear, Whose Line Is It...againandagainandagainandagain...Facebook...Blog(s)...
I need to get out of the house.
And I need a sport to do again. And people to do it with. Weirdly enough, I miss dancing.
Oh I caught New Moon with Bee some days ago. It's tough to remember exactly when. You lose track of time when you're in limbo. The sunset of one day may not follow the sunrise you remember...OK enough emo talk.
New Moon was all about...Taylor Lautner's abs. That's it. Nothing else was even remotely captivating about the movie. Edward and Bella were completely mopey and anaemic and everything was so dark and gloomy. Depressing much? Lautner, as Jacob Black werewolf extraordinaire, was the only
Bleah to the movie. I have to say I think Kristen Stewart makes a bad Bella because Bella isn't supposed to be all intense and awkward (okay not as awkward as she is in the movie). She's supposed to be this sarcastic punk with a soft marshmallow-like heart. DUH. I've been trying to imagine Drew Barrymore as Bella. Wish she could be but she's way older than Edward's
AAAAAND this is why I defected over to the Black Werewolf Camp for the movies.
He is so seriously spicy. ZOMGz I want werewolf for dinner.+++
