Dancing In The Moonlight.
It's PARTY TIME, girls and boys. Bee has booked out and here are our party plans.Tonight: Zirca, new club that just opened in MOS's place. Free drinks from 9.30 to 11!!! Free entry too, with invitation. Visit www.zirca.sg for more details.
Tomorrow: ANYWHERE. Zouk probably. Or Double O. Or Zirca if it's any good. No club hopping though, we're all struggling students still. Mr Arifin in particular is struggling especially hard to have fun.
So, feel free to join in and shake loose some of that stress that's piling up around your shoulders like dandruff. Hang loose peeps.
Party out.
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Ennui.
It's pouring Great Danes and Persians...I am seriously bored of the holidays already. Isn't there ANYONE who isn't working or studying??? I can't believe I'm actually contemplating catching a movie on my own. How low is THAT?! ARGH.
Don't even get me started on the terrible weather. It's been as gloomy as Doomsday. All you need is an evil, scarred, villain hell-bent on world domination to complement the overcast, darkened skies and voila...Armageddon. Add a few lightning bolts and the silhouette of a hulking, derelict old castle set atop craggy cliffs and next thing you know, Count Dracula flies by you, morphing into a bat on the way, manic laughter echoing in his wake. Imagination is a wonderful game.
On a completely random note, there really aren't many movies to watch nowadays. I know bee wants to catch the obscurely-named Quantum of Solace. I had a half-hearted inclination to watch High School Musical. Too bad it's over. Now, the only show I'm looking forward to is Twilight. The book was excellent. Wanna bet, I'm going to cry at the movie...Why people want to watch shows like Scary/Epic/Date movie, I will never know. They have no depth at all.
Rain rain go away,
Come again...NEVER.
Grey skies depress me.
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Paintball Bruises Take A Month To Go Away.
I realized that the more people that go out together, the more time is spent standing around in a circle, most likely in the middle of walkways and in front of escalators.Evidence #1:
People present: Uz, Jo (birthday girl), Mya, Izan, Uyanga, Khai Arifin, Zico (Uz's cousin), Firos, Chloe, Wak, Wak's brother who's name I never know how to spell (pronounced FeeBee) and Me.
Marina Square: 15min to decide to go, standing in front of paintball place entrance.
Burger King: 1hour to decide to eat, spent walking around Marina Square; 15min to decide WHERE to eat, next to escalator.
Bowling: At least an hour after leaving BK, from wanting to go to the Marina barrage to finding out it was raining to assuming the final position of standing in a circle near Anderson's ice cream. This does not include the time we spent sitting in BK building fry towers.
Arcade: 5min for the bowling alley person to tell us we had to wait half an hour and for us to look opposite. I beat them in a game of Daytona~~~(HAHAHA in your face guys, especially Zico. You and Khai won the first round anyway). Jo and I played the Lost World game. Screamed like crazy and shot at the PMS-ing T-Rex until our forearms got pumped. Brilliant. The arcade is a wonderfully mindless place.
Esplanade: A full game of bowling + about 15min standing around, again near an escalator. We made an excellent choice. There was a guitar + saxophone duo playing at the stage by the river. THEY WERE INCREDIBLE. They played songs like Sway, Can't Help Falling In Love, Fly Me To The Moon...Imagine these songs, molded by the twinkling, trickling notes of an acoustic guitar, accompanied by the sultry sounds of the sax, sung by a very pleasant, melodious voice...it was heaven, just sitting there and absorbing the music. I wished bee was there so badly. He could have swayed with me.
Evidence #2:
People present: Tiah Hui Wen, Kumaravel, Faizal, Jacq and Me.
Stood, sat on the floor and eventually got shipped to the benches along the NIE walkways. After being told that there were no more slots available for volunteering for the APERA conference, we left and took 2 hours to decide to go home. :) Kumar and Faizal regaled us with stories of their f***ed up school days. Stealing fire extinguishers, attempting heists to steal projectors, breaking into lockers, making truckloads of teachers cry on the first day of class...it's amazing that these 2 made it this far. *Applause*
So...the rest of my week suddenly looks extremely empty. Will someone please climb with me??? There's only so much of Pet Society I can take!!!
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The Black Pearl.
EXAMS ARE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Happy jumping, screaming and yelling ensues*
AHHH.....Such a relief! Now, the holidays can begin!
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I'm Bored.
So far, my holiday plans are:
1) Help out with APERA conference in school - 26-28 Nov
2) First aid course - 1-3 Dec
3) Hongkong - 14-19 Dec
4) Shopping - ANYTIME
Now what to do with the rest of my time? I know! Climb till my arms drop off! Hooray!!!
What a brilliant plan.
Ah let's just go where the wind blows.
Chill, dudes and babes.
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Dreamer.
A B C D E F GH I J K
ELMO P
Q R S T U V
W X Y Z
Now I know my ABCs! Won't you come and sing with me?
Elmo is the cutest little monster ever. I want to adopt him. ^^
The Intro to PE nightmare is over! Now to walk into the waking dreams of G&D. By this time tomorrow, I'll be FREE. Free as the toys that go with your Happy Meals. 2 and half hours of wracking your brain and frantically uncovering hidden information from within the abyssal plains of neurons...Time passes pretty fast, trust me.
It's raining again. Thundering. I think the angels are angry and sad. Doesn't bode well for the exam tomorrow but I shall persevere. Master Yodawan will owe me Ice Monster after this. He crashed at my room yesterday after work. Printed his school notes, both of us struggled through his algebra, we ate chocolate and just hung out till he went for training at SP (which I had to miss darnit). Thanks man. You took some stress off me for a while. I can't believe he understood more about what I was studying than I did. I think I was half gone on sleep deprivation and malnutrition. I'm so going to eat nothing but celery after hell week's over. *NOT*
Mr Sng CW aka Wooden Spoon, if you get a computer and manage to read this, listen to track 8 & 9 on my playlist and CHILL.
There's no need to complicate, our time is short, this is our fate, I'M YOURS. Love you Bee.
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Satisfaction Guaranteed.
Current status: Full, drowsy, freezing cold.Remedies: SLEEP.
Refer to previous post for the reason why I'm so damn sleepy now. Studied G&D the whole day. Not sure how productive it was but...hey, I tried. Not to spend the whole day on Facebook, that is. Argh. Get the papers over and done with already before I lose my mind and have to send out search parties for it.
Had a good dinner today. Naan at Al-ameen with Master Yodawan. I feel like Garfield does after eating lasagna.
Time to prepare for the first exam. FINALLY.
3 more days people. Allez.
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Early Morning Insanity.
Right. Before I start cramming information into my still sleepy brain, I just need to get this out.I HATE ALARM CLOCKS.
I slept at 2am and got woken up at 7am by my roomie's alarm clock. She's not even here. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN'S ALARM CLOCK???!!! It rang. I swore. I got out of bed to turn it off. It Rang. I Swore. I Got Out Of Bed To Turn It OFF. IT RANG 5 TIMES IN AN HOUR. Believe me, the swearing continued too. -insert favourite expletive here-!
Normally, I hate waking up. Now, I'm being woken up with a vengeance. I got too frustrated to go back to sleep and decided to start driving myself crazy with G&D. I slept only 3 hours the day before because I was too unwilling to turn off the computer. Fine, my fault. Now, I've only had 8 hours of sleep in 2 days. I want to grind that bloody alarm into molecular specks and send it to the moon. My idea of hell just evolved into a room full of alarm clocks, all going off one after the other. Whatever happened to being woken up by a gentle touch and mellifluous voice? *grumble grumble*
GAH. STUDY. 4 more days and it's over. Countdown with me people.
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Mean. Another Word for Average.
Do you know...People have nothing to write about unless something interesting happens to them, so if nothing interesting happens, they just assume the whole world is interested in what goes on in their average little lives. WARNING: Nothing very interesting happened to me today. Unless you're bee, in that case, the day was wonderful. :)I just got my pay so I bought 2 pairs of gladiator-type sandals. I am an amazingly impulsive, compulsive spender of money. I also have an uncontrollable shoe-buying fetish. Put the two disorders together and I end up with lots more shoes than I have feet. Lots more as in exponentially more.
Caught Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa with bee today. Whoever invented the penguin mob squad is a veritable genius. They're like Ocean's 11-13 with more spunk and with absolute disregard for size or odds. Not to mention that with the snappy tuxes, they might be more well-dressed too. *SPOILER ALERT* I found the storyline and the Gloria-Melman thing a bit incongruous though. It was as though the writers just needed a story for them and so mashed up something from a soap opera. The King Julian bits were also WAAAYYY over the top. That said, I wouldn't mind watching it again, if only because I wasn't paying very close attention this time and some things still elude me.
So...Work at Yishun tomorrow (today), assisting Yan for Level 1. Should be pretty fun. *please please don't ask me to do any teaching* Gonna be missing bee many many much. Can't wait for exams to be over. I'm tired now. So tired I'm not typing full sentences anymore. Next thing you knwo thre's gonnaa b typos alll ovr teh plaec. GOOD NIGHT.
Make Love, Not War.
PEACE.
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XTC.
I feel floaty, on cloud 9, filled to the brim with happy hormones.Bee's BACK.
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The Drivel I Promised.
*Sneeze* OW. *Extend leg* OW. *Lean back* OW. *Move* OWWWW!I swear, I was out like a light the moment I hit the bed last night. Trained with Master Jedi again at SP. Now, taking stock of all my aches and pains, I'm surprised I got out of bed without any assistance. My legs feel like they're made of overcooked spaghetti. With Jell-O for bones. Ah well, if I hurt this bad, at least it means I'm still alive.
I added new songs to the player there. Have a listen~ Especially to Guns 'N' Roses - Used to Love Her. It's one of the funniest songs I've ever heard. A bit macabre. But funny. Listen to the lyrics carefully.
Bee's returning to civilization today! Well, at least I hope it's today. Apparently, handphones aren't allowed in the jungle. The radiation could kill the mosquitoes, popping them like popcorn.
Anyway, I hope he can call soon.
I'm going home today. Maybe meet the Master for lunch first. I haven't eaten a proper meal for a while. Oh wait, I did last night. Well, I've only had about 2 proper meals this week. I think. As far as I can remember. I think my synapses aren't linked right yet. *shakes head* Nope. Can hear the screws clunking around in there. I am SO not a morning person........and it's not after morning until it's after lunch.
It sucks worse than a black hole, waiting so long just to take 2 papers.
Dear PESS people, shall we all just depend on the bell curve and screw intro to PE? Miss Tiah suggested it and I say Aye.
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Diversity of Humankind.
You guys HAVE to see this...Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Brainteaser of the day: Guess which one's my side.
Now do you people understand why I don't click with my random roomie? Anyway, I haven't seen her since last week. I think she's been kidnapped by the boyfriend. I hope she has. Then, they can hang out and tickle each other somewhere else. That's anywhere but here. Behind me. While I'm trying to Facebook in peace. Thank Eliza for earphones.
Well. Back to Intro to PE. I swear nothing's being absorbed. I'm a sponge trying to soak up an ocean.
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Immobilised.
Well...I'm not used to airing dirty laundry or making small talk so this might be brief. (In retrospect, this statement is complete bull.)Let's see. I was supposed to study G&D today. I did half a mind map and found out how to use "bi-acromial" in a sentence. I STILL have NO idea how to BEGIN studying Introduction to PE. Screw. It.
Today marked the first day of serious training. My new coach is Master Jedi Yodawan. May the force be with me because I couldn't even make the first move of a warm-up route after the whole physical-plus-endurance-training shebang. I honestly, may-I-get-mauled-by-a-duck-if-I-lie, COULD NOT MOVE. My forearms were so damned pumped up I couldn't load on them anymore. Ah well. What doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, right Master Jedi? *It also makes me crazy exhausted along the way, don't you know.*
Master Jedi was also nice enough to pick me up from my isolated pocket of humanity and send me to and from SP (where we did our training, in case you haven't figured it out yet). Many thanks I owe to you, Master Yodawan! Speed demon though you are...
Now, I'm back in my hall. Have my brother's birthday celebration on saturday night and a Level 1 course at Yishun on sunday. I hope I'll be able to have time with bee.....he's in field camp, IN NS, this week, people, so please stop asking me why you haven't seen him for so long. And he's fine. With or without hair, he looks the same. He slimmed down, he looks sexier and he's still mine. OK??? *Sorry bee but everyone knows that you're sexy now. It's not a secret anymore.*
I'm on an endorphin-high. Exercise does that to me. Expect more ludicrous drivel on Thursday. Training day #2.
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Do you feel the breeze?
*HUGE sigh of relief* finally, finally, FINALLY...this thing is ready for human consumption.Why all the hassle? I hear you cry. Why should I put myself through all this torturous technological stuff now, especially when exams are near?
To that, I can answer...who knows what the hell goes on in my brain...I'm more scatterbrained than a jellyfish. And they don't even HAVE brains. (Meet fun fact #1!)
OK I thought a blog would be a good idea for bee to read, just so he knows what's been happening in my life while he's being enslaved by the Walnut and his cronies (I can't say who he is but let's just say he's THE Walnut; the Don of Singapore; the Big Enchilada). So anyway, sometimes stuff happens to me and like any good scatterbrain, I forget about it straight away. So I forget to tell bee and he gets a nice surprise when the aftermath of some of the stuff comes back to bite me in the posterior. Yada yada and so on.
So...this blog is mainly for bee. If you're interested to know more about my wonderfully mundane life, you can hang out here too.
CHILL.
Peace out.
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The Final Frontier.
Hello new blog. This is the 4th one in as many years. Pray that I have the motivation to keep this one up.+++
