Thursday, April 23, 2009

Gaia.

I haven't the foggiest idea why I'm here. I really should be studying Physio...oh well.

I feel like I haven't blogged properly in a long time. The last few posts have been posts of trivia rather than real monologues. That's what a diary is, isn't it? You talk to yourself and try to rearrange your thoughts, seating them so they don't keep trying to wrestle each other for dominance.

As always, I have to admit that homo sapiens are not my favourite species in the world. We are the only breed of animal who will cheerfully give numbered pieces of paper to another to stick shiny sharp metal objects into the kidneys of a fellow sentient being. Sometimes without even the excuse of provocation. Jacq told me about this sick, sick *China* woman who would wear stilettos and go around stepping on defenseless animals. What the fucking hell is wrong with the world. Why doesn't someone STOP her?

Shoot her...
Stomp all over her...
String her up by the toes and let leprechauns throw raisins at her...

Anything that could be a form of punishment and revenge for the animals that have died under her Ferragamos (or Fellagamos [made in China]) should be visited upon her sorry soul.

SMITE HER.

Stupid homo sapiens. I think animals are so much simpler and less hideous to deal with. When they don't like you, they attack. Mano a mano. One on one. Easy as that. Silverback gorillas don't bribe hit gorillas (guerillas?) from another troop to go stick poison leaves in his rival's midday snack. Cuttlefish don't camouflage themselves to jump out and assasinate a cuttlefish that, a week ago, stole his crabby patty. Red-tailed hawks don't try to be owls and creep up at night to slit the throat of a fellow hawk trying to move into his territory, even if they can (I am reading too much Animorphs).

Imagine if wars could be settled like they do in the wild. Put George Bush and Osama in a boxing ring and it's a fight to the death. No weapons, no armour. Cream pies at fifty paces. And the loser's troops will be absorbed into the winner's. Imagine the amount ESPN would make covering this match. Arnold Schwartzenegger will rule the world.

Such pride, homo sapiens. What the world needs now is love.





I don't know you,
But I want you,
All the more for that.


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