Thursday, December 4, 2008

Trapped.

I'm supposed to be out now...

But I'm not.

Why?

IT'S RAINING LIKE SOMEONE FIRED TEAR GAS INTO THE SKY AND THE SKY LOST ITS FAVOURITE TOY AND ITS DOG DIED.

Damn the monsoon season. Where's its Christmas spirit???
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I am now a qualified first aider and should be trusted in all cases of emergency. Will try my luck at broken hearts but I think the best first aid for that would probably be tissue and the removal of all pointy things from the vicinity of the casualty.

HELLO HELLO?! ARE YOU ALRIGHT??! "my brains are all over the floor and halfway up the ceiling...do I look alright to you???!!!" COMMENCE CPR!!!

ha. ha. ha. First aider humour.

My god...I'm bored.


|Basking @| 3:50 PM|

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